Label: Enjoy The Ride

Reissued 10/3/2025, Originally released 1986

Enjoy The Ride Records and Enjoy The Toons Records in conjunction with the National Crime Prevention Council proudly present McGruff's® Smart Kids Deluxe 2xLP. Available on vinyl again, this time in a Deluxe 2xLP edition, McGruff's® Smart Kids was originally released on cassette tape in 1986. It has been mentioned on numerous podcasts, but the original cassettes have been hard to find in the wild. The audio was finally located and painstakingly remastered decades later to reissue this sought-after '80s treasure. McGruff's® Smart Kids includes the viral hit "Cocaine & Crack," along with cult classic favorites "Inhalants" & "Alcohol." Music by Mike Hawes; Lyrics by Robin Nelson and Tim Sloan. The Deluxe 2xLP also includes extra songs "Take A Bite Out Of Crime," "Shoplifting," "Hitchhiking," and more! The A/B disc has a die-cut bite mark, because we know McGruff® loves to Take A Bite Out Of Crime!® The cover art was recreated and photographed by Daniel Danger (Tiny Media Empire).

Track listing:

1. Introduction
   
2. Winner's Don't Use
   
3. No No No!
   
4. Marijuana
   
5. Inhalants
   
6. Cocaine & Crack
   
7. Alcohol
   
8. Just Say No!
   
9. Smart Kids
   
10. Make Your Body Last
    
11. I'll Decide On My Own
    
12. I'm Glad I'm Me
    
13. Take A Bite Out Of Crime
    
14. Respect For Authority
    
15. Drug Abuse
    
16. Hitchhiking
    
17. Arson
    
18. Child Molestation
    
19. Vandalism
    
20. Shoplifting
    
21. Gangs
    
22. Robbery and Burglary